The Clap for 5.95!

I just had to post this link because I thought it was hilarious. Now for only about 6 dollars, you can get gonorrhea! You can also get flesh eating bacteria, athlete's foot, or even the common cold. Ok, maybe it's not funny until you actually look at it.

Giant Microbes

I mean, come on. How funny would it be to say "Hey look, I just got Syphilis" then throw your new stuffed syphilis at someone. Sounds like hours of fun to me.