NFL disclaimer

Just to keep beating on this dead horse, I wanted to share a segment of Bill Simmons' column from today because it's hilarious. This is the disclaimer that The Sports Guy thinks the NFL should run before each game.

"We'd like to apologize in advance for the horrible officiating. We swear, these games aren't fixed, it just looks that way. We're just too cheap to make officiating a real priority or hire anyone who's under 40 years old and might still have his reflexes and eyesight. Even instant replay isn't helping -- it just makes these guys look three times more incompetent when they're overruling calls that never should have been made in the first place. These guys are boobs. We're sorry. Anyway, enjoy the game!"
-- Sincerely, the NFL