Quote of the Week

I’m going to try to make this a weekly thing. This week’s quote comes from Bill Simmons (who will probably be the source of most of my quotes) who recounts the bench clearing brawl from last weekend’s series with the Yanks.

"Arroyo just plunked A-Job with a 75-mph changeup, prompting A-Job to pull the Arnold Horshack Memorial "I'm going to kick his butt ... somebody hold me back!" routine. Varitek tells him to shut his $252 million trap and go to first base. A-Job waits for the umpire to step between them, then tells Varitek to have sex with himself. One thing leads to another. Finally, Varitek gives him a two-handed shove to the face, followed by an attempted body slam as A-Job flails in the air like a marlin."