Friday, September 23, 2005

Laziness, football, porn and charity

Haven't posted in a while because I've been unusually lazy lately. Lots of stuff going on, but nothing exciting. However, I am extremely bored right now so I'm going to write something.

The NFL started up and I'm doing terrible with my picks (yup, I love to gamble on NFL games). Last year I finished with an amazing record of 72-48-4 against the spreads. So far this year I am 11-21-0.... Ouch!

I've deleted my two failed attempts at complimentary blogs to this site. I'm not motivated enough to keep up with one blog, let alone three.

I love how the porn industry is taking full advantage of online sites like Friendster and MySpace. They are some tricky people. Like when "Faye" sent me a message the other day saying:
"I was really bored and just surfing around Friendster when I came across your profile. You seem like a cool guy so write me back if you want to talk. You can also check out my webpage at www....."
Kudos! You guys are preying on all the lonely 20somethings who check their myspace accounts every day hoping some hot girl may have left them a message. Then they find out they have to pay 30 bucks a month to watch her webcame and see her play with her naughty friends. Thank you so much for that.

Not that I actually believe anyone reads anything that I write, but I need to say this anyway. Please donate some money to help the Katrina relief effort. I know most people don't need all the stuff they have and it wouldn't hurt to give a little to the people who need it most. I mean, can you imagine losing everything? I suggest donating to Oxfam America's Hurricane Katrina Fund. In the words of Peter Griffin.... "Come awwwwnnnnn, Come awwwwwnnnnn."